A humorous and satirical 'cocktail' recipe featuring ranch dressing, ranch seasoning, chicken dino nuggets, broccoli, and a tomato, assembled for a playful 'extinction event'.
-Paint the rim of a glass with ranch dressing and dip it into ranch seasoning. -Fill the glass with ranch dressing. -Place chicken dino nuggets on the rim (use a skewer for the flying pterodactyl nugget). -Use a big chunk of broccoli in the center for vegetation. -Look for the gnarliest, locally grown tomato to use for the extinction event. -Wind up, aim for the center, and enjoy!